COME ON IN, WE'VE GOT THE MANI-CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU. You've selected our mandatory all-inclusive package, and we've lined up a whole slate of activities for you, such as: -Nutritional Evaluation and Gradual Glamification Including New Garments -Non-optional waxing session (turtles provided) -Our famous celery buffet, with entertainment provided by the world-famous E. Teach & His Cavy Choir -Other jokes that will only be funny once you listen to it! Shit! We did this backwards! Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!
COME ON IN, WE'VE GOT THE MANI-CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU.
You've selected our mandatory all-inclusive package, and we've lined up a whole slate of activities for you, such as:
-Nutritional Evaluation and Gradual Glamification Including New Garments
-Non-optional waxing session (turtles provided)
-Our famous celery buffet, with entertainment provided by the world-famous Teachin' Ed & His Cavy Choir
-Other jokes that will only be funny once you listen to it! Shit! We did this backwards!
Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!